What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 01:16
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : I don't drink
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
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He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Tea ?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
Me : No
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Me : Thank you.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Sure.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
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He : I'm 24.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.